NAMM 2013: DSI Prophet 12. Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...
And this, from a company that knows how to use "ph" in a word. I have no editorial comment, other than to say "want. Now." Product page, more pics, and a video here.
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Noink...
The Tweetscape was all abuzz today with the Moog Music announcement of Yet Another Two-Oscillator Monosynth. It is essentially a Source with Moar Knobs, because that's what the kids want these days, apparently. I look…
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Obvious...
One thing I learned back when I was semi-famous was that as soon as you have a little something, people that think they should have got a little something sue you. A lot. I've been sued for some stupid fucking shit…
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One Step Forward, Two Steps Back...
Late last week (or was it early this week?) I told Adam that I was gonna risk the Wrath of the Guy from high atop the Thing and put up the product page for Bitcom. In retrospect, there might have been a little bit of…
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Some Maschine Kits...
As you no doubt know if you're a regular reader of this blog, I very rarely use any pre-built drum sounds; I prefer to make my own via various synthesis and recording methods, and I do individual kits for nearly every…
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This One Time, At BandCamp...
Just put a new group of songs up on BandCamp for your listening pleasure. These are the tracks I made using (for the most part) all that shit I welded up over the summer. So they're largely an exercise in sound design…
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Various, and also Sundry...
Coupla things: 1\. Plogue has just released sforzando, a free .SFZ format sample player available for all the usual plug-in platforms, plus stand-alone. Why do I care? Well, Plogue are cool, for starters. Also, they…
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All Your Bits Are Belong To Us...
(Click to embiggen.) Coming soon, from deep in the heart of the Audio Damage Research Laboratories. What does it do? It fucks shit up. How does it do it? No fucking idea. Adam will speak to that point when he's good and…
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Dr. Drum, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Con...
As you know, from time to time I use the fairly massive Google footprint of this site to provide a public service to musicians that are just starting out, informing them of the various cons that are floating around, in…
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Blue Monday...
It's that time of year again. The annual Blue Monday sale at Audio Damage! Use the code HOWDOESITFEEL at checkout for 25% off your entire order; this includes bundles, of course. EDIT: Sale is over. Thanks, all! One…
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Now If Only Someone Could Invent A Mechanical Lead Singer...
Due to my recent (and ongoing) fascination with electronic music via electromechanical means, this video piqued my interest. (Or "peaked," maybe, since this is, after all, the internet.) While the music in the video is…
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When I Think About You I Touch My Monitor...
I was able to get back to the Continuing Saga Of Crandall's Experiments In The Exciting World Of Touch-Screen Control this week. I realized, at some point well in to the making of version 4 of the control software (this…
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The New Shit...
First things first: my condolences to the victims of the Storm. That one was a whopper, and no mistake. If there's any city in the world that can take a hit like that in stride, it's New York City; I personally am…
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Can't Touch This...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison Continuing my exploration of making a touchscreen-based recording/performing environment (that isn't on a fucking Twitter Machine…
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Granular Shoot 'n' Loot...
Yay, Borderlands Granular for iPad is finally out! Despite my personal opinion that the author may need to re-address his product-naming paradigm (related: watch for my new synth app for the iPad, Fallout 2…