Open Letter To New Blogger Dude...

Dear New Blogger Dude:

Just because you purchased and summarily read a “How To Get Rich On The Internet Without Getting Your Dorito-Fattened Ass Off The Couch” PDF doesn’t necessarily mean you’re actually going to do the self-same. Let me tell you where you’re going wrong:

1. Writing people like me and saying “hey, let’s do a link exchange” is pointless when you have nothing to actually link to. It’s even more pointless when…

2. Your page is just a Google ad farm. The internet is like a pond, see? There’s some clear blue water in there comprising actual information. If you make a blog simply to farm ads, you’re the scum. The pond scum, that is. The shit on top that obfuscates the clear blue water below. Why on earth would I actually send these readers to some dumb-ass ad farm?

3. You’re never going to see that $5000-a-month check from Google. Seriously. Get a job. The people that see that check are the people that have actual information on their sites, and even then, it’s a rare thing.

So, new blogger dude, please don’t write me. If you have to ask for links back to your site, or “trade” them as the patois goes, then your site is a big fat fucking waste of time for everybody.