The Big Bo, now in a convenient bite size...

Amid the din of ridiculous product offerings we’ll see this week, there’s one sexy, albeit somewhat over-the-top, offering from the king of all umlauts, Bösendorfer. Gearjunkies drops this press release announcing the CEUSmaster, a baby stage Imperial using a non-looped sample set from the Vienna Symphonic Library.

Sure, you can get the same deal with a lappy and a Roland controller, but really, why would you want to? Since there literally ain’t no better piano, it would stand to reason that their digital offering would be of the same standard. I know one thing is for certain: just like the real deal, I won’t be able to afford this.