Diamond Dave, The Gift That Keeps On Giving...

So, if you read the comments of the last post, you know that Adam Jay got another voicemail, wherein the entire country of Belize has been disgraced, and is a “very serious matter.” That’s funny enough. But naturally, there’s more.

I took my wife to the dentist this morning, and when I got back, I was rewarded with five “internets” from Dave. Here they are, in folio form, since I dig the whole “stream of consciousness” thing:

IM CALLING LAWERS

_NOT AFTER Gearslutz
IM AFTER ADAMJAY
he is messing up your web page
_

look folks just need to lay off me. I don’t know anyone in here. they don’t know me. yes im mad my lawyer got the info. I want is peace just keep diamond studio off you web. I think there playing word games if Adam keeps up I will be forced to protect my company. just like you would in yours. im not breaking any laws just trying to keep my good hard working name.. let just keep a clean word or chat. I want peace. message from my lawyers PLEASE TAKE ALL MESSAGE OFF OF DIAMOND STUDIO LTD. IF NOT WE WILL CONTACT MSN NETWORKS TO WORK SOMETHING OUT. WEB PAGES CAN DO HARM TO OTHERS IN ANGER OR DAMAGES TO OTHER COMPANIES WE WANT PEACE WITH THIS COMPANY AND ITS NOT YOU WERE AFTER YOUR COMPANY BUT THOSE WHO TREAT HARM IN DIAMOND STUDIO LTD.WE HAVE RIGHTS JUST LIKE YOU.

http://www.analogindustries.com/
IS GOING TO MSN

ok now I just heard my voice message on yaw page
funny but true
listen to it and see if im joking
adamjay is going to be in big trouble

Dave, since you’re obviously reading this, let me help you out a little bit here: if you post something in the de facto public domain (e.g. YouTube) you give implied consent for it to be “shared.” In case you’re not aware, your idiotic representation of yourself in said public arenas was what engendered this whole thing in the first place.

“To make a long story short” there’s an easy solution to all of this: stop being such a fucking idiot. I know that sounds harder than it is, but just put down the webcam. Seriously. You’re only hurting yourself. I’m trying to help, here.

Some other quick tips: my “internets” have nothing whatsoever to do with MSN; I’m not sure where you got that idea. And the “Prime Minister Of Belize City?” Last I checked, Belize City had a mayor, so I’m not entirely sure you’re barking up the right tree there. I think you might be confusing “prime minister” with “coke dealer.” Just a thought.

UPDATE: Shit. I didn’t notice the six other messages that were in my spam filter. Apparently, I have two hours. Until what, I’m not sure. If this site is replaced with an MSN domain parking notice at 1:13pm PST, I guess we’ll know.

UPDATE 2 Okay, I’m starting to get bored with this. It’s fun to poke someone who can’t take a joke, but you can make fun of a retard all you want, and at the end of the day, he’s still a retard. This just came in:

now you have crossed the line now your messing with me but I got bigger plain for a bully. its called well open your door see who calling you. maybe its ohhhhhh the law. stop messing with me last chance bully.

Ironically, I’m usually the one sticking up for the little guy, trying to keep ’em from falling prey to parasites like this. So, there you have it. I’ve gone too far.