Stupid Shit I Get In The Mail...

And it came to me, for some odd reason. (The word I’m searching for is “natch.”) I’ve never owned/purchased/wanted a Mackie product, yet I get this just now:

Every day, millions of unfortunate souls are subjected to the devastating effects of bad sound. But here at Mackie, we’ve decided to do something about it. This year, we’re proudly sponsoring the Coalition to End Bad Sound. And we’re giving you the tools you need to end bad sound in your own neighborhood.

It goes on to talk about rebates or some other blather. I could think of many ways to “end bad sound,” (assuming my definition and Mackie’s are the same) but buying Mackie loudspeakers is really fucking low on that list. Seriously.