Hard-Core Gear Porn Friday!!!

Okay, this is kind of a gimmee, because anyone who is in to synths at all and has been on the internet for more than, like, 3 hours or so knows about Çikira and her gear. But for both of you that haven’t seen this site, she has more synths and outboard than any ten normal gear-obsessed synth players. I’ve decided, after a couple years of occasionally gazing at her website, that there is this sort of Çikira Event Horizon, which constitutes the absolute limit of the number of synths you can have and still get work done.

There are so many synths in this studio that it has become something of a magnetic attractor, a dip on the synth gravity plane, like those pit things in Marble Madness. I mean, members of the Synth Illuminati just drop by, I suppose in the hopes that the Çikira Event Horizon will have enough give in it to maybe hold just one more synth. “I’m sure if we moved these three Nords closer together, we’d be able to fit this new guy in…”