So, after searching about a bit, I settled on the Xandros distribution. Downloaded it, and installed. Completely painless, and quite frankly a bit easier than installing WinXP or OSX on their respective platforms.
However, I've hit a brick wall. I want to use my emagic EMI 2|6 box with this computer. Apparently, the driver for this box is built-in to current kernels of Linux, but I can't for the life of me get it to work. Every page I find with a hint of "instruction," (and I use that term loosely in this context) is something on the order of this. Let me just say that shit like this is why Linux will never replace Windows as the desktop OS of choice. If you just want to surf and check your e-mail, it's fine, and even better than fine, because it is more or less completely unsucceptable to virii and such. But if you want to do _anything_ beyond the simplest tasks, it becomes a hair-pulling experience.
So, my question is thus: if _anyone_ that is reading this has managed to get the ESI 2|6 (or 6|2, for that matter) to work with Linux, and can give me clear, concise instruction for doing the same, I'd love to hear about it.
386DX isn't just a musician. He's more like a lifestyle choice. At his site, you can listen to his most excellent renditions of The Hits, including this amazing version of California Dreamin'. You can see pictures from his appearances. You can buy his CDs. In short, you can do the same things on his site that you can on every other band site on the internet.
But there's something there I can't quite put my finger on. For some reason, you can buy a computer which is pre-configured to basically be a 386 DX performance. Embrace the amazingness that is 386DX. I'm a fan, and you will be too, shortly.
Okay, this is kind of a gimmee, because anyone who is in to synths at all and has been on the internet for more than, like, 3 hours or so knows about ?ikira and her gear. But for both of you that haven't seen this site, she has more synths and outboard than any ten normal gear-obsessed synth players. I've decided, after a couple years of occasionally gazing at her website, that there is this sort of ?ikira Event Horizon, which constitutes the absolute limit of the number of synths you can have and still get work done.
There are so many synths in this studio that it has become something of a magnetic attractor, a dip on the synth gravity plane, like those pit things in Marble Madness. I mean, members of the Synth Illuminati just drop by, I suppose in the hopes that the ?ikira Event Horizon will have enough give in it to maybe hold just one more synth. "I'm sure if we moved these three Nords closer together, we'd be able to fit this new guy in..."
Well, I don't know about all that, but as free VST and AU plugins go, the Luxonix LFX1310 is one of the best. It's a multi-effects unit about on par with an SPX-90 or thereabouts. It's been available as a PC VST for some time, but has just today been made available for OSX VST and AU. Free as in beer (you must cough up an email addy, nothing more.)
In use, it is quite simple. There are three slots, and each one can hold one of 24 different effects. All the normal utilitarian effects are included, which makes this (for the money) an incredibly useful tool. Go get you some.