His site also has some MP3s of his work up, which aren't bad at all. Go have a look/listen.
So, after searching about a bit, I settled on the Xandros distribution. Downloaded it, and installed. Completely painless, and quite frankly a bit easier than installing WinXP or OSX on their respective platforms.
However, I've hit a brick wall. I want to use my emagic EMI 2|6 box with this computer. Apparently, the driver for this box is built-in to current kernels of Linux, but I can't for the life of me get it to work. Every page I find with a hint of "instruction," (and I use that term loosely in this context) is something on the order of this. Let me just say that shit like this is why Linux will never replace Windows as the desktop OS of choice. If you just want to surf and check your e-mail, it's fine, and even better than fine, because it is more or less completely unsucceptable to virii and such. But if you want to do _anything_ beyond the simplest tasks, it becomes a hair-pulling experience.
So, my question is thus: if _anyone_ that is reading this has managed to get the ESI 2|6 (or 6|2, for that matter) to work with Linux, and can give me clear, concise instruction for doing the same, I'd love to hear about it.
386DX isn't just a musician. He's more like a lifestyle choice. At his site, you can listen to his most excellent renditions of The Hits, including this amazing version of California Dreamin'. You can see pictures from his appearances. You can buy his CDs. In short, you can do the same things on his site that you can on every other band site on the internet.
But there's something there I can't quite put my finger on. For some reason, you can buy a computer which is pre-configured to basically be a 386 DX performance. Embrace the amazingness that is 386DX. I'm a fan, and you will be too, shortly.