Started my guitar project today. I picked up a nice piece of lightly figured Western Maple yesterday, and today I roughed out the body. I need to go purchase a drill press so I can finish cleaning it (Robo-Sander ftw), then route the edging and the cavities. As you can see, if you know guitars, I loosely modeled the body shape on a Supro Dual Tone, but I streamlined it in a sort of Jag-ish manner. I guess it's a Jagro. But this isn't a piece of alder with a maple top. It is a solid (and not in the least inexpensive) unglued slab of maple.
I can do all the body work and finishing myself, but the neck is beyond my wood-working abilities, so I'm gonna order a custom up from Warmoth. The main sticking point at this juncture is whether to get Space Invader inlays, really. I have enough of this maple left to do a second one, but I may make a matching one out of a nice piece of black walnut I have my eye on at our local hardwood sawmill. (One of 7 within a 10 minute drive of my house, but the only one that will do custom cuts on hardwood.)
Anyways, we're off to the races on this bitch. My main problem is that most solid-body electrics look too small on me; my frame is much better suited to bass playing, as I'm 6'4", and my arms hang down to the floor, essentially. So, don't let the picture mislead you. The body of this guitar is roughly the same size as a J-Bass. It'll be a canoe paddle of epic proportions when it is done.
Well, be that as it may, we shall forge ahead undaunted. I have to say that I'm really liking the examples in the previous thread. The nice thing about our genre is that, even with such strict guidelines, it still allows ample room for experimentation. I think it's time we started working on our "This Is Grindhouse" album, frankly.
I think that the album should be free, to foster interest in our genre; once we have it done, you can all go forth to the other forums you're involved with and spread the word, either sub rosa, or with malice aforethought. We'll host it on the Positron! site, of course, to give it the credence of an actual label.
So, if you want to be involved with the comp, make your Grindhouse track per the rules and examples, and upload it as a 44.1/16 WAV or AIFF, and send me a link where I can get at it, and we'll take it from there.
NOTE: If you're going to create your own sub-genre of Grindhouse for the purposes of the comp, make sure that your ruleset is a sub-set of what already exists. e.g.: a dub iteration of Grindhouse should be exactly half-time of a normal Grindhouse track, 70 bpm. An ambient or minimalist version should have elements at 140 bpm. All Grindhouse tracks should be able to be easily mixed with one another, in other words.
It kind of makes the whole scene seem somewhat more friendly and less subtly crazy. God, I love this state. I think that we should add circuit bending to the Grindhouse genre somehow. (Even though I live here, the decidedly Chicago-centric GetLofi circuit-bending blog tipped me to this, so props where props are due.)
Over the last couple years, AI has gone from a place where I post the occasional gear picture and commentary to a site that is read by a couple thousand people every day largely because of my tendency to froth at the mouth. That's fine and all, but I've turned in to the Anne Coulter of music blogging, a fact that I find somewhat unnerving, largely because I didn't plan it. The nasty side effect of this tendency of mine rears its ugly head thusly: my opinionated postings (and more opinionated responses to comments) have seemed to gather a group of individuals who feel the need to take issue with everything I say, and most anything that anyone says.
While that's (sort of) okay and all, it has made this site a semi-unpleasant place, at least for me. I find myself really having to work to come up with a post a day, and when I force it, you end up with the posting immediately prior to this one, in which I try to invent a genre.
So, long story short, here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to attempt to be nicer/less frothy in my postings for the foreseeable future, and return to the AI content basis of about this time last year (which was the fun bit after we stopped calling people fucktards, but before we became them ourselves.)
However, you don't get something for nothing. I'm also gonna go through and zero out the people that I don't want commenting any more. Part of the reason I've been so pissy the last few months is that select group of people I mentioned above, and I will enjoy this page much more if I don't have to look at their typing every day, and if I'm enjoying it, I imagine you are too.
So, long story short, if you find that you can't comment from henceforth, you now know why, and I'm going to be far more brutal in deleting bullshit from here on out. Then, theoretically, we can get back to discussing how to make our way in this silly business without having to get all huffy about everything.
Like any sub-genre, our new style needs a set of rules, so a particular song or artist can be classified as such. In that light, I propose the following Ten Commandments Of Grindhouse, a paradigm set for our new genre. I intend this genre to be entirely open source, so the Commandments may be altered as a result of discussion, here or elsewhere. But we have to start somewhere, right? In that light, here's what I submit:
1: Thou Shalt Have A Monster Foot. Of course, the root of all house music is a 909 kick in a four-on-the-floor pattern. Grindhouse, since it is a sub-set of house, will have the same. However, our foot will be large. It should dominate the track entirely. In that light, the foot should have a healthy dose of plate reverb. But it needs to start life as a 909-flavored kick; that really goes without saying.
2: Thou Shalt Eschew Chord Progressions. Pick a fucking note and hammer that shit in to the ground. Chord progressions are for trance, and we hates trance.
3: Thou Shalt Lovingly Embrace Distortion. Grindhouse should be HARD. Think of it as powernoise with a more defined beat and, like, music and stuff. The square wave is your friend.
4: Thou Shalt Beat An MC About The Head And Shoulders With A Blunt Object. We are of the opinion that two things are true: a DJ knows how to spin records and the crowd knows how to dance. We don't need some meth-addled MC Cul-De-Sac up on the stage shouting at people, and asking for rewinds, and all that bullshit.
5: Thou Shalt Move At A Punk-Rock Clip. Grindhouse, because it is an aggressive form of house, shall be on the speedy side. Your happy place is between 140 and 150. You dip below 138 at your peril.
6: Thou Shalt Smash Thy VCR. Movie samples are so 1989. They shall be avoided like the plague that they are.
7: Thou Shalt Place Thy Bass In The Driver Seat. In Grindhouse, our bassline and our melody are the same motherfucking thing. Stack for attack.
8: Thou Shalt Glitch Thy Percussion. If it isn't a foot, it gets all fucked up. Get your favorite beat mangler and put it on every track.
9: Thou Shalt Restrain Thyself From 16-measure Snare Rolls. Grindhouse has sudden transitions. If someone wants gradual dynamics so they know when to spin their glowsticks and raise their arms, might we point them towards Ibeza?
10: Thou Shalt Break It Down. The breakdowns in Grindhouse, an essentially pad-free environment, shall be rhythmic in nature, with the glitchy beats.
There we have it. I'm essentially describing a punkier, glitchier form of house that is hard as hell. The next step is for the Analog Industries community to discuss and fine-tune our ruleset, and then make and release a comp. Obviously, a little audio example would help, so
here 'tis, an intro and a couple go-rounds of a main section. In it, the major points above are described, I think. Discuss.
EDIT: I've made changes to the MP3 to take in to account the incredibly helpful suggestions offered forth. Here 'tis. I made the lead/bass more grindish, less ravish, and the offending 909 hat has been bit-reduced in to submission.
Note that, despite evidence to the contrary, I wasn't saying "hey, here's a grandiose idea that will change the face of electronic music." Rather, it was an attempt at ironic humor. I guess I should have put the sarcasm tags around the whole post. My thinking was that most electronic music genres spring from thin air, via someone coming up with an interesting idea that is somewhat outside a genre, and about 500 other producers trying to cash in on the sound. I thought it would be funny to create a ready-made genre, with malice aforethought. Perhaps I should have said that in the beginning of the post, as exactly two responders have got the joke. I have to say that, for most of you, subtlety is not your strong suit.