Sorry. Yeah. Whatever...
Anyways, we've gotten a couple feet of snow or whatever, and our power keeps going out. I suppose it could be worse. The town of Detroit (Oregon, not Michigan), which is 19 miles up the road from us, has gotten 150". That's a lot no matter how you look at it.
Long story short, until this weather event cools down (pun intended), I can't even keep my computers on for more than a few minutes at a time, let alone devote the surfing necessary to bring something incredibly prosaic yet somehow touching to this page like I normally do each and every god damned day of my life, in my ultimate quest to make your day better, as if that was important to me.
I don't even own a fucking snow shovel. I live in the Willamette Valley, for christsake.
So, until this is sorted out by the KOIN News 6 Weather Alert Team, you're on your own. This is an open thread. Don't break anything.