Boy, oh, boy, was that a royal pain in the arse. What's above is only about a third of what I actually did, but it turns out that Vegas simply doesn't want to work any more, and iMovie is so dumb when it comes to editing, if I went any further I was going to have to, like, slit my wrists or something.
In any event, yeah. Processing. Micronaut. semicoma. Gear was used. Etc. There is an HD version at Vimeo if you're not feelin' the Tube. 'Tis here. (Or, at least, an HD version was uploaded. It isn't HD yet, but the FAQ says it will be at some point.)