November 22, 2007
by Chris Randall
In the United States, today is the day we give thanks that the Native Americans of 1621 didn't have a tougher immigration policy, while simultaneously giving thanks that the Chinese Government controls our currency, thus leading to low, low prices at the big box stores. We do this by stuffing our fat faces all day today, watching a football game, then driving our SUVs to the mall tomorrow and maxing out our credit cards.
To the rest of the world, it's okay if you don't understand. We can't figure out Boxing Day, so bugger off.