August 17, 2007

Coming Soon From Audio Damage...

by Chris Randall

Told you it'd be quick. We've saved up a lot of ideas in the time it took to do Dr. Device. This is Liquid. It'll be done Real Soon. What does it do? As the name implies...



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Aug.18.2007 @ 9:34 PM
D' MacKinnon
The big knob should go to 11.

Aug.18.2007 @ 10:35 PM
Chris Randall
Maybe it should, but it only goes to 5. I hope that won't inform your buying decision...



Aug.18.2007 @ 10:55 PM
You could always change the 5 to an 11.

Aug.18.2007 @ 11:42 PM
Chris Randall
I could, except that it doesn't go to 11. It only goes to 5. So if I _said_ it was going to 11, via changing the number 5 to the number 11, it still would only go to 5, and there would be 6 extra.

We can't have 6 extra. We can only have 5. Q.E.D.



Aug.19.2007 @ 1:05 AM
make a plugin that has only knobs settings in random non-integers.

Aug.19.2007 @ 1:33 AM
Aenemone Carbuncler
can you at least define what you think "modern jazz"

Aug.19.2007 @ 1:39 AM
Aenemone Carbuncler
sorry, what?do you think modern jazz is? name 3 artists.

Aug.19.2007 @ 3:03 AM
Chris Randall
I was a bit puzzled by that myself. I mean, when I think "modern jazz" the first things that come to my mind are the asserific ponderings of, like, the Yellowjackets, Return To Forever, that sort of fuzzak bullshit. But that's not modern at all.

There's really good modern jazz, too. XmarsX, NRG Ensemble, Tortoise, what have you. So just saying "shit called jazz but is otherwise sucky" doesn't cut it. I mean, are Kenny G and Ken Vandermark both in the same genre? I guess they can be if the "electronic" genre holds both Aphex Twin and the ultra-crap trance-o-matic commercial beds of Paul Oakenfold.

In any even, the upshot of pretty much every post in this thread is as follows: it's really quite a good thing that we don't listen to outside comments when designing our plugins. We'd sell, like, eight or something. ;-)



Aug.19.2007 @ 10:20 AM
it was a joke.. I like jazz.. you know damn well what I'm talking about without the need to define esoteric genre boundaries.

How the hell is Tortoise jazz? Unless it's a totally different Tortoise I'm thinking of.


Aug.19.2007 @ 1:26 PM
Please please make a synth. A DECENT sounding bass synth. Am considering spending money on hardware, which I really don't want to do because it's a nightmare to transport. C'mon CR I'm sure you'd come up with something interesting.

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