July 13, 2007

Strip-Mining All That Is Cool In The World, pt. 92003

by Chris Randall
 

It is with a certain amount of dismay that I read this press release. These "recreations" by Fender have always made me throw up in my mouth a little bit: the fake cigarette burns on the "Blackie" recreation, the belt-sanded "wear" on the Jeff Beck Tele, that sort of thing. But this is just too far. Please stop, Fender! You're already one of the icons of American instrument manufacturing. Is this really necessary? When you release an acoustic that has "This machine kills facists" hand-written on it, I swear to christ... Oh, wait. That would be Martin. Ugh.
 
 
 

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Jul.13.2007 @ 1:05 PM
straechav
*snort* Those recreations, or special issues have this tendency to get a bit over the top. That said, that wear doesn't bother me none, I kinda like the low-fi aesthetics. Of course, the problem is that the damn guitar is Fender. With no offense to people who like Fender, but I think all their guitars, and basses look like shit. I don't care about guitars, since I don't play one, but basses too....

It's the shape, and the headstock. I wish Jazz (or precision) Bass didn't sound so good... because it seriously annoys me that I like the sound of that particular instrument(s), but it looks like crap...

Yeah, I know, I'm shallow.

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 1:20 PM
jdfan
"To celebrate Strummer's fierce sense of individuality..."

It's a bit oxymoronic, don't you think?

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 1:21 PM
RexRhino
Every piece of culture you love will be raped and exploited, eventually. The only defense is to be cynical about everything.

I mean, it could be worse, they could use an anthem of your youth for a car commercial or something.

But I am just curious, who buys a guitar like this. I am not knowledgable enough about the guitar industry to guess... but if I had to, I would say 40 something collectors, who don't actually intend to use it to play? How close am I?

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 1:27 PM
shamann
My best guess is that people buy them as gifts for that 40-something collector.

Now that they are raping the image of Kurt Cobain for lunch pails and dolls, I can't wait until they issue that designer "Corporate magazines still suck" t-shirt, lovingly scrawled in marker by a 7-year-old Malay orphan.

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 1:33 PM
Aahzekiel
There's a crappy old acoustic aging in my closet that has "This machine kills RIAA executives" written across it.

"but I think all their guitars, and basses look like shit"

Hoo boy, talk about a pure matter of taste. I loves my Jazz and my Strat with the big 70's headstock. (Custom Warmoth neck, it's not a CBS strat... which also means that I picked it out specifically cause I liked how it looked.)

"It's the shape, and the headstock. I wish Jazz (or precision) Bass didn't sound so good... because it seriously annoys me that I like the sound of that particular instrument(s), but it looks like crap..."

If it sounds that good, maybe you'll come to love the look. Form follows function... :)

What do you want out of a guitar or bass as far as looks go? Straight lines, Steinberger-esque, or something even "uglier" like a Rickenbacker? Different proportions? Blobby organic bodies? Is an upright bass ugly to you? How about those basses where the bass side of the body extends another six-eight inches up the neck past the treble side? I'm truly interested... I think that Fender's guitars (and basses) are really great looking instruments, the curves give a nod back to the acoustic instruments they sprang from, and I can play them for hours without fatigue. They look just like what they are, functional instruments with a lot of adjustment options. The body styles have stayed basically the same for all this time because they work.

Much as I love Fender, and I do, when I saw the Strummer guitar (and the Beck tele, and Gibson's aged guitars), just like CR I threw up a little in my mouth. Who can feel good playing a guitar with all that wear... when they didn't put it on themselves? If you really want that look, buy an actual old guitar, or take your own belt sander to your own guitar... or, you know, play that NEW guitar on hundreds of stages for years and years, and treat it realllll bad.

-Aahzekiel

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 1:49 PM
john_o
the perfect gift for the 40-something stockbroker or lawyer who likes to 'rock out' on the weekends, and displays this thing proudly in his office, like it was the #$(%* hard rock cafe.
 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 2:06 PM
Ataru
holy vomit-inducingly stupid product, batman!
 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 2:18 PM
Bounte
I always wonder why these reissues cost more than newly developed products. You're getting (arguably) inferior technology at a higher price.

I suppose you could apply it to analogue synths. Would you consider purchasing a recreation of a vintage Moog or something played by some famous so-and-so? Or pay more for just a straight vintage recreation?

I'm a computer guy, so I can't really say. I personally wouldn't pay a premium for a recreation of an Apple II used by anyone.

Music has always been driven by technology to some extent. But there will always be those who try to capture the best sound of the past.

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 2:26 PM
neB
It's only a matter of time before they have their own spray on 'stink'.

--They're doing it WRONG!

 
 

 
Jul.13.2007 @ 2:52 PM
psylux
All it needs is a spot on the wall at TGI Fridays!
 
 

 
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