The Broadband Revolution is upon us! (Now, where's my damned jet-pack...)
That said, if you watch my movie (and not the Altiverb one) you'll get a not-insignificant preview of the nearly Fully Operational Battle Station that is Dr. Device. Questions and comments welcome.
EDIT: Well, I'm a little closer to the mark. I still can't get the little fucker to autoplay, but I've managed to make it a hell of a lot smaller, and that's something, anyways. Here 'tis. Note that it's gonna download entirely before it plays, about 8 megs worth, so there's a bit of a pause. I've done everything that should be done that I can tell.