April 22, 2007

WTF?

by Chris Randall
 



"There's not an ounce of excess. But there is anticipation... because on stage, in the museum, or in the living room, the Baby Grand Master? commands."


Huh. Who woulda thought it? I'm not sure what anticipation has to do with command, or how excess relates to either of those words. Whoever wrote that little blurb has a far different idea of how the English language works than I do. In any event, yes, it is basically a fitted out DJ/VJ coffin slapped in one of those mock baby grand cabinets that are made for people that want to play a digital piano on stage but don't want to look like they're playing a digital piano on stage. Whether this is dumber than that concept is open to interpretation, but you're welcome to be the judge for yourself.

 
 
 

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Apr.22.2007 @ 12:48 PM
inteliko
They need a user testimonial link if they actually sell one.
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 3:11 PM
jupiter8
Why ? What's the point ?
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 3:59 PM
tngregory
but, it has a hydraulic leg option with under lit neon and a stretch version! c'mon now. aren't we being too snooty?
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 5:18 PM
shamann
No, that thing is stupid on more levels than even we are giving it credit for.
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 5:30 PM
Scodiddly
For some reason I'm very curious what costume you're supposed to wear while using this, um, device. Should you dress like Sir Elton, or maybe Liberace?
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 5:32 PM
semtek
it's like something out of zoolander.
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 5:45 PM
aKido
now that made me laugh!

what a f**** idiotic waste of time and money!

 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 6:00 PM
Tomer
LOL,Defently a DJ cofin...
If you add some gold bling it could easly be a box fit for a major hiphop producer shoot by a motorized drivebye shoping cart.
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 6:18 PM
noisegeek
So this is basically a cd player or turntable attached to a couple of huge speakers? For listening to music skip really loudly? In Mono?
Ohh yes! I'll take 5 please!
 
 

 
Apr.22.2007 @ 8:23 PM
puffer
If Elton John was a DJ...
 
 

 
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