December 4, 2006

If you're in/near Chicago...

by Chris Randall
 

...and you're not a complete fucking chump, please go see Atomica at the Darkroom on Thursday. This is one of the few bands in Chicago that actually pulls girls, so there's that to consider. (Much better than a sausage fest like Local H. The only way you'll get laid at a Local H concert is if you manage to take home a bartender, because it's cock as far as the eye can see.)


In any case, Atomica's website is the place to go for sound samples, links to the venue, etc., so please get out and support your music scene. Or just go get laid and stop putting up videos of yourself humping a keytar on YouTube. Either way, you'll be a better person for it.

 
 
 

6 comments:

 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 8:46 AM
Chaosium
"(Much better than a sausage fest like Local H. The only way you'll get laid at a Local H concert is if you manage to take home a bartender, because it's cock as far as the eye can see.)"

Didn't I see you play with Local H and Gravity Kills on South Beach some years ago? ;)

 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 11:44 AM
theshamblers
I'll forward this around the frat-- thanks!
 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 12:00 PM
Chris Randall
You've never seen me play with Local H, because I never have. Gravity Kills opened for us on one tour, and that tour included a show on South Beach, the one and only time I was ever coerced in to playing a show on the beach during the daytime. That was, in not so many words, a mistake. Although it was semi-amusing to see fat goth chicks out moshing in the sand at noon. There was a series of shows in that time period where money took precedence over principle, and the two ESPN shows we played (that one, and one in Orlando, ironically in the rain) were good examples of that.

It should be noted that I have nothing whatsoever against Local H. I've seen them many times, and their soundman is a good friend of mine. I think they put on an excellent show. Their audience is the worst, though. Literally a bunch of High-Fivin' Motherfuckers.

-CR

 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 2:19 PM
Jaysen
I already know where he plugs in the guitar cable... hee hee.
 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 2:23 PM
Chris Randall
Something tells me you meant to reply to the other thread. Just a stab in the dark. (Ho, ho, ho.)

-CR

 
 

 
Dec.05.2006 @ 4:04 PM
tom vx
local h is so 10 years ago...

the darkroom is a pretty kick ass club to boot- we played there a few weeks ago and it was great- i'll try to take as many people as possible.

 
 

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