December 2, 2006


by Chris Randall

Ever wonder what it would sound like if Mannheim Steamroller ran over Nelson Riddle while Dream Theatre was driving? Now you know. This player chose to remain wisely anonymous, because if he didn't, people would be showing up to his house to pimp-slap him.

On a slightly unrelated note, I'm trying to imagine the universe where this would be considered a reasonable contribution to our shared culture. Wherever it is, I _never_ want to visit.



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Dec.03.2006 @ 11:07 AM
Fly ME to the motherfucking moon!

Dec.03.2006 @ 5:45 PM
Hmmm, I really don't see what is so awful about this one. I found it quite enjoyable, neh, that's pushing it but I thought it was ok. It's a fusion(esque) keytar solo. Do those get any 'better' than this?

I still vividly remember those 3 jap guitar shredders, oh yeah.


Dec.03.2006 @ 9:22 PM
all this type of stuff sounds like some 80's jingle/B-movie soundtrack gone bad.. er worse.

Dec.04.2006 @ 12:20 AM
Come on, everyone went to the page and no-one followed the link to THIS classic musical masterbation clip? Featuring Eddie Van Halen doing guitar masterbation, with Jan Hammer doing keytar masterbation!!! Truly awesome levels of skill, producing truly bad music, featuring full facial contortions and bird head gestures and everything:

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Dec.04.2006 @ 8:30 AM
more like JAM Hammer (holds up rock horns hand gesture)

Actually is it just me or does Mr Miami Vice Theme look just like George Costanza in that clip?


Dec.04.2006 @ 1:37 PM
Antix2: My grandparents, loyal American citizens, were thrown into concentration camps by their own government because they were labeled enemy "japs." So yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't throw around that racial slur.

Dec.04.2006 @ 3:04 PM
Oops. I really meant that as an abbreviation, no a slur.
Sorry about that.
If I was about to slur I'd bring dental floss and so forth. I have family from Manzanar myself. But sure, sorry.
If I was Jewish I would probably be offended by you using the term 'concentration' instead of 'relocation'. But sure, sorry.

Ok, I'm off to order some roundeye roll. Mmmmm, yummy.



Dec.04.2006 @ 3:12 PM
Getting all serious for a second.
If I offended anyone, I apologise.

Dec.04.2006 @ 6:15 PM
I was sent to a concentration camp as a kid, but I'm still can't hold a thought for more than fourteen- hey, what's that over there?

Midtown, seriously, did you think any single gearslut reading this board has a darn thing against Japanese people? People on this board have probably contributed significantly to Japan's GNP by purchasing items with names like Roland, Yamaha, Korg, Alvarez, etc. Matter of fact, I'm looking at items by all four without even turning my head.

I refer to my Japanese-made chopped-up Stratocaster as my "Jap Strat", and believe me, it's said with a certain tongue-in-cheek respect - because the low-end Fenders made in Japan in the 80's are damn fine guitars - but not so expensive I had a problem mangling the thing - and have something of a cult of appreciation out there in the world.

My Mexican-made Jazz "Taco Bass" has made me pretty damn happy too.

Ok, somebody? Call me a cracker, say something about my music being "honky-tonk" so I can be all radical and shit and NOT get offended that someone said "honky!" in the direction of my incredibly-white self.


Dec.04.2006 @ 6:42 PM
Chris Randall
Okay, this conversation ends now, or I'll start using the KILL! button that is next to everyone's name. Just for posterity's sake, it looks like this:

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