October 5, 2006

Yeah, I remember back when I wanted to play guitar, too...

by Chris Randall



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Oct.06.2006 @ 6:57 AM
> It's funny you bring that up, because it was a toss up to post the
> one above or this:

Stop it, you're killing me.So I'm guessing metal drumming is at its kewlest when there is no approximation of beatb and basically sounds like one guy typing.


Oct.06.2006 @ 7:50 AM
God damn, so many keytar haters around here... as silly as a keytar is, the guy has chops and does a pretty good job on the thing.

Give a guy credit where credit's due if he's got talent- whatever instrument he may be playing - instead of snobbing him.


Oct.06.2006 @ 8:22 AM
I'd rather be a keytar hater, thanks.

Oct.06.2006 @ 8:27 AM
On the metal keyboad drummer guy, a few of the drums actually sound like an IBM Selectric typewriter (out of my powerbook's speakers). He'd have something genuinely cool if he only used samples from a typewriter instead of that BFD (or whatever) rawk sample set. Record a teletype, and old Underwood, said IBM - then jam out - and boom, interesting novelty!

Oct.06.2006 @ 8:28 AM
Now see, I thought for sure you'd have posted about the Iggy and the Stooges rider that's up on the SmokingGun -link [www.thesmokinggun.co...]">link [www.thesmokinggun.co...]

Then again, CDM and music thing have both posted about it already.


Oct.06.2006 @ 9:35 AM
Well, there's 1:15 of my life I'll never get back.

I think "keytard" is definitely an appropriate term here. This is the musical equivalent of stopping a window fan with your tounge: yeah, people will be impressed in a what-a-freak way, but they'll also wonder how much of your life you wasted practicing to get to that point. I mean, if he has those chops, there are a million better things he could do with them than being the Yngvie of the keytar. Christ, at least do a Wakeman imitation instead of this shit...

As for the metal-drummer from the typing pool: given how brutally they apply compression to most metal music these days, a lot of it is pretty spot-on. Especially when he get to the bass-drums-so-fast-it-sounds-like-the-cd-is-skipping part.

I guess that's another minute+ that I'll never get back...


Oct.06.2006 @ 9:46 AM
Hahah...this 'nerds making fun of nerds' action continues to crack me up!

Oct.06.2006 @ 10:05 AM
wanna play guitar? get a 99 dollar strat, end of story.

nerd on nerd crime is the new crack epidemic.


Oct.06.2006 @ 10:07 AM
this iggy and the stooges thing is hilarious

Oct.06.2006 @ 11:42 AM
yeah this is indeed a nerd self loathing fest.

as for the keytard, well the world is full of people with seemingly useless talents. for all I know hes gonna grow up and make gold records when I'm yelling at the kids to get off the lawn.


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