September 12, 2006

Diamond Dave's Treatise On CD Marketing...

by Chris Randall

I know I said I was done with this fucktard, but it's just too fun. "Not a problem."



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Sep.13.2006 @ 5:18 AM
Being a Christian, I should try and show compassion for all...
You have NO idea how hard when Chris keeps sharing these little gems ;)

Sep.13.2006 @ 6:32 AM
Of course he doesn't distribute AD plugins, but apparently he can order them!

This really is too weird. I'm honestly not sure what he thinks he's hawking here: started off talking about supplying CDs of "orginal" music, ends up, well, I'm not sure what he was trying to prove.

But what do you think? Seems someone is pirating some music on a rather large scale.


Sep.13.2006 @ 6:49 AM
at the risk of missing something here, what does he actually use 11x 400-cd changers for?
i could understand maybe 1 or 2 if he hires them out or something, but 11?
also, if i was after a small, portable television, for example - could someone explain to me why i might go to diamond dave to ORDER it for me...??

Sep.13.2006 @ 7:14 AM
so this is how an advertisement for an illegal copied cd shop looks like?

Sep.13.2006 @ 7:40 AM
This is so sinister. It's like the opening sequence of a horror film.

Sep.13.2006 @ 8:55 AM
I love watching these. Any minute, I expect a guy to appear in the background to show up and yell "David, I thought I told you to get the @#$% out of here and never come back!"

Sep.13.2006 @ 9:09 AM
Yeah, haha. This is some Norman Bates shit.

Sep.13.2006 @ 9:31 AM
From the comment section of this youtube video regarding someone who asked if people were still using cds (with the advent of mp3s, ipods, etc) comes this odd and completely unrelated response:

Diamond Dave:
yes i have 100,000 songs but it made of glass
and net free from gamers and hackers
ya cant touch glass.
or my hard drive it not on the net eheheheheheheheheeheheh
i protect the artist. you forget im a studio.



Sep.13.2006 @ 10:37 AM
Chris Randall
I think we're only one short step away from Diamond Dave Fan Fiction here.



Sep.13.2006 @ 10:39 AM
amazing how he manages to do the creepy laugh even in text. someone commented on his original youtube video "are you high?" and his response was

"no i dont get high i had a cold
i dont do drugs hey let me put in in a closed room for 13 years and see if you dont get sick
rec is my life plus im a fun guy.
and kids want to learn plus i have a little time to say alot and most folks lov me. see ya."

whew. thank goodness it was just a cold. i thought maybe it was drugs or something. 'kids want to learn.' he should really consider a career as a teacher.


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