September 12, 2006

Diamond Dave's Treatise On CD Marketing...

by Chris Randall
 



I know I said I was done with this fucktard, but it's just too fun. "Not a problem."

 
 
 

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Sep.12.2006 @ 11:42 PM
blinkman
This guy seems knowlegable, friendly, and enthusiastic. How can I take advantage of his top-quality services?

c.

 
 

 
Sep.12.2006 @ 11:43 PM
wankoid
if i ever need one of those little monitors.....
 
 

 
Sep.12.2006 @ 11:58 PM
Darren S.
that one was truly painful.

later duuude!

d.

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 12:09 AM
ecallender
Aren't CDs, like, 90's technology?
 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 12:13 AM
joe
OMFG! He can order stuff? Let me get this straight; just outright ORDER stuff? I feel like I've been wasting my time, like, buying things when DD could just ORDER it for me.

Splendid.

Friggin A. Would someone please take away this guys internets?

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 12:31 AM
shamann
I keep waiting for him to tell us about all the special deals he can offer on t-shirts, flatware and church paraphernalia as well.

Diamond Dave - from fucktard to junk merchant and back.

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 12:45 AM
synthetic
Does he break into studios, film little bits and split? Or does he actually own all of that crap? And what would you do with 11 400-disc changers of Diamond Dave music anyway, besides torture Saddam?

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 1:06 AM
frugalpole
i heard he was THE official distributor for audio damage plugins. and he's got like 3, no 4 pc's full of them. thats a lot of plugins.

oh look and over there is more... thats 5 then.

hows that diamond dave plug coming?

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 1:22 AM
Dave McAnally
"Now this custom PC (aka alienware case) kicks serious ACE!!"

That creepy little laugh he has should be made into a soundbyte for something. He only performs it every 20 seconds since he donned his new 'crackhead-engineer' persona (which immediately followed 'creepy hotel tourguide').

DAMN YOU CAFEPRESS FOR PUSSING OUT ON THAT SHIRT!!!

 
 

 
Sep.13.2006 @ 2:23 AM
boobs
'simple". is he in some kind of pawnshop? this is crazy. so so crazy.

i think dave mustaine is sitting behind him in the beginning of this clip.

 
 

 
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