September 7, 2006

Fucktard Of The Year Candidate...

by Chris Randall
 



God damn, I just want to slap the shit out of this bitch. I don't think anyone (even his wife) would argue that this dude is a fucking idiot. (Blame aKido. I'm just the messenger.)

 
 
 

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Sep.07.2006 @ 8:50 PM
blinkman
Nothing to say.

That's the phrase that leaps to mind when I hear dreck like this, or Supernova, or (while I'm on that subject) The Panic Channel (yes folks, Dave Navarro isn't just a game show host...he has a band too!). Complacent jackasses with marginal ability and plenty of money, and absolutely NOTHING TO SAY.

This is the furthest thing from artistic expression...this is professional lifestyle maintenance. They hire whatever experts they need to meet the requirements for "contemporary music" and everyone hedges their bets for maximum market penetration, to hopefully ensure adequate returns to continue their decadent, anything-but-rock-and-roll lifestyles.

I doubt even K-Fed thinks he's pulling one over on anyone with taste. You don't appear on the fucking Ellen show and expect to find credibility among hip hop or rock fans. This is aimed squarely at Middle American housewives and their children.

And they'll probably sell LOTS of records.

c.

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:54 PM
mwanz
This guy had a totally shim-flam interview in GQ this month. He's a pretty "intellectualized" fella. I am confident --in this case-- what you see is what you get.
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 10:48 PM
RexRhino
I don't know why this is so bad... Normally you can buy yourself a great producer, great choreography, great vocal coach (or rapping coach I guess, cause it is 'the hip-hop flavor with a little bit of rock and roll'), and work the guy 16 hours a day and he should come out of this a decent performer. Not a great performer, but anybody can be a decent performer if they practice.

How was this disaster possible?

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 10:54 PM
RexRhino
Here is an even more inspired performance by K-Fed:
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Sep.07.2006 @ 11:16 PM
shamann
Has the fucking guy ever even heard hip hop before? Cause you wouldn't know it to listen to him.

Someone needs to introduce him in a hurry to a metronome and bagful of unstupid.

 
 

 
Sep.08.2006 @ 12:30 AM
dan s
So this is kevin federline(?)... I used to wonder why everyone was so upset, but now I know.
 
 

 
Sep.08.2006 @ 12:52 AM
Peppe
Ok, I'm convinced now. Style, intelligence and attitude cannot be bought with your trailer park white trash wife's money. I wonder what it takes to silence these kinda wannabes? That's so not-cool and 90's in a wrong, millivanillish way. I know what Fenny-K thinks right now: "I'm on the internets, I'm more famous than my fat-arsed wifey!"

More than K-Fed-up's wanker dance movements, it bothers me that the keyboard player is actually sitting down. You don't sit (nor bow) down unless you got a worthy piece in front of you - a grand piano, some nice Hammond, a Rhodes/Wurly or a clav. No fucking workstations.

On the same line with Kevvy is his guitar player; I think that guy's cigarrette wasn't even burning. :-D

 
 

 
Sep.08.2006 @ 2:23 AM
boobs
bagful of unstupid! that's great. lol

payday.. exactly what i was thinking. you can't polish a turd though.

 
 

 
Sep.08.2006 @ 6:30 AM
puffer
blinkman, you hit it on the head.

I caught some of that Rock Star shit the other week, and other than being appalled at the vocal ability of the idiots singing (singing louder does not make up for the fact that your off key people!), all I could think was this was the most un-"rock 'n' roll" shit I had ever seen. Apply all the mascara and tattoos you want, these people have more in common with Liberace than Jim Morrison.

This? It's beyond reproach. On a miquetoast daytime talk show, backed by a bunch of GIT grads, and barely keeping up with your backing vocal tracks - no matter what his intentions (and I fully believe he is completely buys his own schtick), this is about making money.

I await his debut on Dancing with the Stars.

 
 

 
Sep.08.2006 @ 7:15 AM
Jaysen
Don't like him at all but the rap isn't that bad even though he's copying the styles of rappers who actually can rap. Noticed one facial expression he did that looks identical to the one Vanilla Ice did in his video. Ironic/Moronic.

Unfortunately, kfed doesn't even hold a candle to the DD (TM). Not even close.

 
 

 
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