September 7, 2006

Fucktard Of The Year Candidate...

by Chris Randall
 



God damn, I just want to slap the shit out of this bitch. I don't think anyone (even his wife) would argue that this dude is a fucking idiot. (Blame aKido. I'm just the messenger.)

 
 
 

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Sep.07.2006 @ 7:36 PM
frugalpole
nevermind.
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 7:39 PM
joe
phew. For a second there, I though it might be a version of Joy Division's "She's Lost Control" Thank goodness it wasn't. I certainly can't wait until his 15 minutes are up like his washed up hillbilly trailertrash wife.

And if anyone has the capability, I wouldn't mind seeing that family ground up into meat sausage and fed to Ryan Seacrest.

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 7:43 PM
Chris Randall
You think with all the money spent on this fucking project, they could have hired someone to teach him stage presence. It's really rare to see a performance this uninspiring from the big leagues.

-CR

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 7:52 PM
boobs
big leagues? who's in teh big leagues? big dollars dont = big leagues. the dancers seemed up to par.

talk about some seriously shallow lyrics. doesnt everyone know it's his wife's money anyway?

yeah, we know you're wife's rich dude... now what do you have to say?

lame anyway you slice it.

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 7:55 PM
Chris Randall
Big Leagues = the people behind the performer, not the performer himself. That whole setup, from the press agent to the guitar player, is union pro. It's just the choad behind the mic that blows.

We'd call this a payday in the production business.

-CR

 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:21 PM
nathankirchner
I think Vanilla Ice may just of lost his crown...
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:21 PM
inteliko
Four measures of fucktard!
Shit,Diamond Dave endorses the Behringer Euro can of ass with tubes!Ahh shit ...LMAO even if someone can just photo shop a fake Diamond Dave endorsement ad for the MC-909 with the famous loaded with techno comment...
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:22 PM
bleen
fukk. when did it become cool in rap to sound lazy and have no rhythm to the rhyme? give me chuck d any day.
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:26 PM
ecallender
Fuckitty fuck, fuck! Where's Sandman Sims when you need him? Why does this cockfag keep getting access to big media outlets? Whichever Ellen producer thought Federline would be a slam-dunk for the daytime demographic should have her head shaved with a cheese grater. That reminds me... every time I turn around, some lame-ass, down on his luck record exec or TV hack is complaining about how iTunes, MySpace, YouTube, piracy, etc. is hurting his business. Its not the internet, dickneck, its continually pushing this shit that's fucking the business up. Hell man, bring back David Cassidey.
 
 

 
Sep.07.2006 @ 8:30 PM
ecallender
BTW ? On CR's point about everyone else being union pros ? anybody who gets up on stage with this clown should get booted from the union.
 
 

 
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