August 15, 2006

Wear that shit out...

by Chris Randall

Okay, let me get this out of the way straight off: I didn't make these. I have no fiscal interest whatsoever in the sale of these shirts. That said, you know you want to sport the fuck out of this bad boy. It's the beginnings of a movement, and here's your opportunity to get in on the ground floor. Go forth. It's trademarked, dude!

UPDATE: Diamond Dave strikes again! Cafe Press, subserviant little bitches that they are, removed the page, no doubt because they were threatened with legal action for heaping shame and misfortune on the innocent government of Belize.



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Aug.15.2006 @ 11:47 PM
From what I understand of CafePress, it wouldn't take all too long to, literally, wear that shit out.

How about an AD-DD103 plug-in. I'm thinking of a simple UI with 1 knob, where in the user sets a variable, inputs a signal, and then gets random gibberish out. Sometimes the output has the same time duation as the input, sometimes the output rambles on for 10 or 12 minutes.

Could be covered with cat fur.



Aug.16.2006 @ 4:57 AM
In what year exactly did it become possible for thing to be SOOOoooo lame that they are actually cool... It just doesn't make sense!?!??

With that said... fuck diamonddick is lame... in fact he is SOOOooooo lame that if I weren't a poor arse Uni student I'd buy one of those shirts!


Aug.16.2006 @ 8:04 AM
What a great idea for a plugin! The AD-DD103- It's trademarked, Bitch!

Aug.16.2006 @ 9:22 AM
More appropriate would be a plugin that appeared to do everything, but actually does nothing. I'm pretty sure CR has created one of these for Matrixsynth.

Aug.16.2006 @ 10:47 AM
Dave McAnally
Will be purchasing that shirt as soon as I'm back to the hotel. GOod work to whoever made it!

Aug.16.2006 @ 11:52 AM
What about Diamond Dave (tm) Doormats? Would love to grind my feet into his face every time i left the apt.

Aug.16.2006 @ 12:02 PM
When I think about Diamond Dave, my mind jumps between funny and entertaining - then to pathetic and scary - then to funny and entertaining again - then back to pathetic and scary. It is just too much of a roller coaster ride for me to own a T-shirt like this.

Aug.16.2006 @ 12:25 PM
Adam Schabtach
It'll be a cold day in hell before I waste my time writing code that has anything at all to do with that dipshit.



Aug.16.2006 @ 12:43 PM
Dave McAnally
The best part about that shirt is that my name being Dave...will appear even funnier/dorkier to the uninitiated

God I hope DD is reading this thread. Too bad ya blocked all communication with hiim Chris, as I would imagine the threatening emails for this have to be awesome.


Aug.16.2006 @ 2:42 PM
I'm posting this message as a public service to our beloved "Diamond Dave": Dave, I just discovered that someone else was using your (TM) name:

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You better get your lawyers to send some MSN internets to this guy pronto! Who knows, some additional death threats might help spur him into changing his moniker. After you successfully reclaim your hallowed name, you can start wearing scary looking dark shades in all your publicity photos too!!


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