August 14, 2006

And now for something we hope you'll _really_ like...

by Chris Randall

Someone just sent me a pretty funny MP3, a re-tasking of the (in)famous Diamond Dave phone message of last week. Give it a listen here. Apparently, the author of this track is afraid of Belizian Cyber-Ninjas or something, and chose to remain anonymous. Well, who can blame him? You need a pretty robust in-box to deal with DD's missives.


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Aug.14.2006 @ 3:51 PM
nice. Just slap some Ministry guitar on that and you'll have one fine track. Reminded me of Jesus Built My Hotrod.

Aug.14.2006 @ 4:20 PM
Diamond Dave just loves to engage his critics. <a href="link []">link []">Listen for yourself!</a>

Aug.14.2006 @ 4:22 PM
Oops. I meant to say SEE for yourself.

Aug.14.2006 @ 4:40 PM
I smell a remix contest

Aug.14.2006 @ 5:15 PM
Ah, the song reminds me of the early days of WaxTrax! bands. Most excellent. :)


Aug.14.2006 @ 5:58 PM
Chris Randall
I liked him better when he did coke. This new Jesus Freek non-pirate Dave is really fucking creepy.



Aug.14.2006 @ 6:05 PM
Dave McAnally
Man, I dunno about DD going off the cocaine. That last vid is probably the most coked up I've seen him yet. The yoda-esque voices are at full power.

But God is his ruler.

Somebody should do a Diamond Dave/Cocaine Blues mash-up


Aug.14.2006 @ 6:10 PM
Chris Randall
Early one morning
While snorting a line
I read a little bible
Then I snort another line
I snort a line
And then I snort another line
Then I turn on my webcam
And I snort another line"

Repeat x 16



Aug.14.2006 @ 6:12 PM
D' MacKinnon

Trademarked dude!


Aug.14.2006 @ 7:01 PM
Early one morning
While snorting lines a' coke
I read a little bible
I was looking for the jokes
I took another sniff
and heard the voice of yoda
twas my own good self
stuck on the nasal soda....

That bible, it full-a famous people
but seems they all speak-a kind-a funny
they need to get some-o this stuff
that I'm suckin' thru ma money...


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