August 6, 2006

Fucktard Of The Week... (c. 1985)

by Chris Randall
 




Meet the Johnson Five, featuring five different ways to suck. Thanks to Gerald Stevens for inflicting this on us all.

 
 
 

9 comments:

 
 

 
Aug.06.2006 @ 1:18 PM
Jaysen
Johnson as in.... penis?
 
 

 
Aug.06.2006 @ 1:51 PM
shamann
Does he suck or was the suck thrust upon him? There's just suck all over this thing.
 
 

 
Aug.06.2006 @ 4:45 PM
blinkman
Fuck, that keyboard has a built-in graphic equalizer! No wonder it sounds so totally amazing.

c.

 
 

 
Aug.07.2006 @ 7:07 AM
Solipsist Nation
Aw, man, the MT100 was my first keyboard! With the graphic EQ and everything!

It was pretty cheesy, but I loved it. 8)

Three years later I sold it to help fund a CZ-101...

 
 

 
Aug.07.2006 @ 9:43 AM
JG
This dude sucks nuts hard, to be sure. Did he have to pay for five crappy perms or just one? (Or is that a "wave"?)

However, I love me some Casio MT action.

Seriously - run one of these babys through an actual analog filter and some decent effects, and you get a whole hell of a lot of sound/noise. If I'm not mistaken, the basic signal is a bunch of squarewaves produced by solid-state circuitry...while the SK-1 is the king of cheap Casio boards, hands down, I have several MT's (though not the 100) that I like to use/abuse when playing out. More than once I've gotten the "what WAS that you were playing?" question after a set (the positive version of that question, natch).

 
 

 
Aug.07.2006 @ 11:59 AM
Carbon111
Mmmmm....Casio:

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Aug.07.2006 @ 10:37 PM
disconnector
Before ya'll run out to eBay to get your hands on a Casio MT (name your version), I've got some samples of an MT-70 I owned for about a month. PM me if you're interested. The MT-70 is all sine-wave generated stuff, so it's pretty thick on the low end, and overall pretty mellow (compared to the square wave 100).
 
 

 
Sep.15.2006 @ 7:43 AM
Xmuzik
the name of the group should have been called " Homo-Erotica "
 
 

 
Aug.10.2010 @ 5:19 AM
richardb
I think they are great, who needs comedy! Rich from link [puppypottytrainps.or...]">link [puppypottytrainps.or...]
 
 

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