July 11, 2006

Are you fucking kidding me?

by Chris Randall
 



Take everything you ever knew about fucktards in the music industry and just throw it out the window. This guy trumps all. The bit that cracks me up is the "up to $900,000" music tour. (Music tour?) When SMG was at its height, c. 96/97, our burn rate on the road was about $300K a month. And that was ten years ago. And we sure as FUCK didn't have any "five star" accomodations. Mostly we slept on the bus. This cat is fucking offensive. But on the bright side, he does have Internet Downloading Capabilities. Maybe he'll see this and challenge me to some mano a mano fisticuffs or something. (Thanks, bringmeup, for ruining my night.)


BUT WAIT: Check it. This fucknut has a real live website. Dear sweet baby jesus. I couldn't help but hit the photo gallery of Diamond Dave's big budget million dollar private-jet havin' studio. Remember that guy that had the "pro studio built around an i30"? That guy had pretty nice kit compared to Dave. Now, I'm not gonna begrudge someone their project studio, and in this business, perception is 9/10 of the package, but still and all, you gotta draw the line between fudging a bit and out-and-out bullshit.

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Yeah? How 'bout I give ol' Butch a call and see how he liked his Diamond Dave experience?

 
 
 

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Jul.13.2006 @ 10:01 AM
neilium
This guy has been working this "studio" since 2002:

link [www.icq.com]">link [www.icq.com]

and then there's this:

uly 11, 2004 at 18:55pm
well the name say it all
diamond recording studio in belize
hi if the market doesnt get me
big moneny will be lost
not a dreamer just do my job
money and fame its ok
but in my world its the kids would want to rock and the old want to dance
well i go both worlds in my hands
hollywood look out for toxic dirt
if you want to feel the rush or just dance eme
at [email protected]
you'll be glad you did
im a millionare so money is not the case
fame i have my fame in belize
it just a matter of time
i say this in a pro way not a guy with a
hard stuckup face.
im a nice guy with hell on my back
just a joke
but less face it how many kids think the wrong thing
no artist has bput the two together
i have no band but a recording studio
that rocks and disco and dream sounds
im just a singer not many bands can play my songs
in fact you must have strong vibes and world
smart sound cook books
ive been working on a new style
that brings the world togrther and cry happy mad
all in one
[email protected]
thank for reading

from:
link [www.craftz.com]">link [www.craftz.com]

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 10:10 AM
Jaysen
Sounds like he babelfished his spiel from whatever language Belize uses over to Engrish.

Your studio are belong to us.

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 1:19 PM
NYS
Incredible post. I loved both videos, although some of it was quite difficult to get my head around.

By looking at the DD website, I could be wrong but it looks like the 'studio' is situated in some dusty corner of the 'CD Store'. Anyone else notice that? That's where Charles D sits, working on the ol' SSL, it would seem. :) The pictures are top-notch, but the captions are even better... I think there are two full photo albums there.

Er... there is also some rather interesting stuff floating around on Google if you look, too.

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 1:50 PM
neilium
"Er... there is also some rather interesting stuff floating around on Google if you look, too."

You're not kidding. This guy's real name is David Engerson, and apparently, he can't go for five minutes without mentioning his recording studio.

link [thecomplexchrisad.co...]">link [thecomplexchrisad.co...]


from the above link (apparently we all have God to thank for Dave's success):

what would i do4 with 4,500,000,000? well give it to christ
most folks would steel it
4,500,000,000? it a very big cookie jar.
life is money but we have to see past money and look at god.
they say money is the root of all eveil.
i say not.
money can give life or save it.
give all of your self and he will bless you
10 percent he has given me a wounder ful life i had nothing now i still give.
im blessed more.why i give more.
trust is the key.so thats what i would do.
i was poor now im rich with the lord and thou god.and i got little money but i live well and im happy why becuase i can give.
i own my own company diamond recording studios im a master eng. its a 2 million dollar company. and its still growing big every day.
now remeber i had nothing 13 years ago i was in the street cold and hungry with no place to go.
the prayer of give was the key.
im proof he does answer prayers.

Posted by: david engerson | January 22, 2006 at 09:01 AM

He does it again here; he just kinda blurts it out:

link [groups.yahoo.co...]">link [groups.yahoo.co...]

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 1:53 PM
NYS
Check these out - scroll about a bit... :)

link [www.channel5belze.co...]">link [www.channel5belze.co...]

link [www.channel5belze.co...]">link [www.channel5belze.co...]

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 5:48 PM
Matt
Wow! Thanks guys. It turns out that he's not just crazy, but a dick as well. It's weird that Jesus would set Dave up with a recording studio.
 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 5:53 PM
Dave McAnally
Oh dear god its real.

Methinks Diamond Dave married some chick from Belize who had a lot of money whilst she was sight-seeing in Arkansas.

I have been trying to reach Dave via ICQ to talk about a charity project "i'm in charge of procuring a studio for" with Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan and Robert Plant....no dice insofar :-(

 
 

 
Jul.13.2006 @ 7:18 PM
NYS
He also... builds... space craft... !

"well ive read all of your chats well it looks like a phone talk problem and im going to speak with the owners or board members about the way there hurten ya just how many are you dont need names or accounts me tell me where you live like cal fl. one for tenn. ok tell i'll take my emails to the press and top the white house and file suits under the gov. folks act sounds good. i want to help all of you there nothing wrong with there system its just that they need money pay back time. it may go up then slows down way alot of folks in the net. in other words when your cup is full they just want more understand they are sending more gear in outter space. updatting stuff in the old system. but remember power p there in space is a low rate that part of the reason why. how do i know this. i build space craft drawing plain for the us. im also and music eng. rec. bands and artist. all i can tell ya if you want to save money sometime you need to spend it. to get the right speed. in belize i pay more than all of you. i pay 600.oo a month for fast speeds you get what you pay for and it also might help to get a upgrade on your dish just check for you updates like rca---and so on before you buys ask a pro . make sure there a pro. not just a talker. this is diamonddave me ya be nice im only trying to help ya give me a cheer after washingtion bush or some guy will hear me


hello to all -December 6, 2005"

I don't know where he finds the time. :)

 
 

 
Jul.14.2006 @ 3:20 AM
AdamJay
i still can't stop watching the first video.


"we have CD dup-a-cation"
"we can dup-a-cate...."

what a fucking tool !!!!

i think its time this bomb got dropped on Gearslutz... me thinks he'll get eaten alive by the engineers there.

 
 

 
Jul.14.2006 @ 7:18 AM
NYS
What have you done? It's kicking off over there. He'll be nuked. :)
 
 

 
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