WOW! GREAT NEWS FROM ROLAND!
Oh, right, I forgot that nobody fucking cares. I am now firmly convinced that if Sonic State isn't owned by Roland, then somebody that runs that site is fucking somebody at Roland. They continually print the most banal Roland press releases. A boutique company can send them shit all day long, and they'll never print it, but someone at Roland gets two-ply bathroom tissue instead of the company-standard one-ply, and it's banner headlines at Sonic State. I have no idea why I continue to subject myself to this drivel, but I'm a junkie for music news, what can I say?
UPDATE: I just did the math, and fully 10% of the articles on Sonic State's front page are about Roland. I realize I'm obsessing over this, but it is still such blatant ass-licking, I can't help but notice.