July 2, 2006

Fucktard(s) of the week (Special Wanking Edition)

by Chris Randall

If someone tried to pull this shit out on a session I was working on, I'd say "okay, dude, you're not getting paid per note." The absolute worst form of musical masturbation, now with makeup and pleather.



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Jul.03.2006 @ 2:27 PM
Or if they stay a 3-piece they could be The Talented Ass-Clowns.

Jul.04.2006 @ 12:27 AM
STG - the only problem with that whole story is that from the description, he actually sounds pretty badass. Now, I'm not condoning rock-smoking, but if that's what it takes for this dude to light shit up on the organ, well...I guess I *am* condoning rock-smoking. As for the FUBU, well...coloreds do a lot of things that are beyond my primitive caucasian comprehension.

Jul.05.2006 @ 11:34 AM

Don't get me wrong, shred guitar is a headache disguised as music, and watching it is like watching gym class (and we're not talking about girls' swimming). But, you talk as if guitarists have a monopoly on lame sounds. Perhaps we all need to remember:

-gated reverb on the snare
-the orchestra hit
-slap bass
-squawking 303s
-the "vocals through the telephone" filter
-gangsta monosynth lines
-the piccolo snare

Most people make music the way that most people get tattoos. They're supposedly making some statement about their individuality, but in fact they're doing the same shit everyone else does.

Rock those presets!


Jul.09.2006 @ 9:13 PM

you guys are way out of it...these guys are TOTALLY RAD...THREE DUDES TRADING OFF SHREDDING LICKS...are you kidding me...sick!

it's so post modern it pukes on all that glitchy wanna be digi-garbage...these guys are the future like wild stallions...

no joke!


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