June 19, 2006
Annoy your cube-mates for twenty quid...
by Chris Randall
Pertinant market-speak: Since the dawn of time we humans have loved the beat of drums. Now we may not have managed to evolve much since the sun came up on time, but drums sure have, and now anyone can lay into a drum kit and thrash out the solo to 'In the Air Tonight.'
That doesn't make any sense at all. But that said, this is a circuit-bender's wet dream. Go buy one. It'll be the Next Big Thing for faggily synthi-pop wannabe industrial bands. No, really it will.