Fucktard Of The Week!
This guy not only manages that lofty feat, but he does it in style. It has that certain Top Gun quasi-gay porn quality, never mind the fact that his flow is fierce. And just because it's Sunday and you obviously have nothing to do (if you went to Church, you probably wouldn't be reading this web site, right) there's a part two, which, believe it or not, is actually more Top Gun gay than the first.
Thanks (I think) to Magnus Olafsson for inflicting this on us.