May 12, 2006
A plea for help!
by Chris Randall
Okay, there are, on a daily basis, approximately 3300 unique visitors to this site. It would stand to reason that one of you is an upright bass player in the Willamette Valley. Seriously. I have paid session work for you. Of course, you'll have to schlepp your big-ass bass out to the corner of No and Where, but it'll be fun. I have a never-ending supply of Hebrew Nationals and Newcastle Brown Ale, and about 20 songs that need bass playing on. Hook a brother up. Drop me a line if you have an upright bass, know at least one Tom Waits song by heart, and live within a hundred miles of the cultural black hole of Salem, OR.
UPDATE: hot dog semantics aside, I think I found somebody.