January 14, 2013
Obvious...
by Chris Randall
One thing I learned back when I was semi-famous was that as soon as you have a little something, people that think they should have got a little something sue you. A lot. I've been sued for some stupid fucking shit during my career. It's really tedious. Which brings me to KazeLoon (n?e Jason David Yonai.)
About two months back, he put up a cracked AD product on some file sharing service or another, and posted that fact on his Twitter account. Since one of my many Twitter searches uses the string "Audio Damage" I was immediately informed of this fact. So I sent a DMCA to the sharing service, like you do. Then I tweeted directly to him, and then a couple about him. He replied in a somewhat comical, if woefully misguided, fashion, and many of you know the rest of the story as you saw it unfold.
Anyhow, fast forward to today. I was really busy not giving a flying fuck about this dude, when this little gem shows up via SoundCloud direct message:
Once again i ain't a scandalous person because very numerous people were telling me to sue you for everything but I'm a humble dude i ain't a greedy person you feel me but I am a man of dignity and honor as well so that's why out of self pride I have to sue to save face here is my business email [email protected] email me if you want to settle out of court with that I'm gone
With Saludos Your Friend
Jason D. Yonai
a.k.a KazeLoon
Isn't he adorable? The following is the rest of the conversation. My replies are bolded.
Out of idle curiosity, exactly what do you think I've done that gives you warrant to sue me? You're the only one that's broken the law here.
Hey bro remember you made death threats to me implying dropping a safe on my head, then you said I was suing Jimmy Iovine, Slim Shady, 50 cent, Interscope, etc. which is not true because you hurt my chances of getting signed because nobody wants to get back at me from Major Contacts last I heard from my cousin you ruined my reputation on twitter bro that's why everybody is giving me the cold shoulder treatment look how much would you be wiiling to settle out of court right now what you think is fair but keep in mind I could Sue you for alot of money I'm trying to work with you bro get at me Sincerely Your Friend Jason D. Yonai a.k.a KazLoon
So you're telling me to pay you money or you're going to sue me? Do I have that correct?
Yeah bro that is correct I am giving you one chance to settle before I am forced to hire a lawyer so how much can you put in my bank as of right now we can work on installation plan payments monthly just tell me how much you can put in my bank
You crack me the fuck up, man. I await communication from your lawyer.
Alright have it your way I tried to be reasonable bro like I said I have resources I don't need your money several of my family members are multi millionaires and others have at least a million dollars bro and I'm in the process of selling part of my record company to a celebrity I cannot say I don't need your money like I said I have resources bro have it your way I tried to show you love I know the civil law bro trust me I know you aint gonna win bro due to the factual evidence honest opinion
you sure you don't want to settle because I'm going to call a lawyer A.S.A.P
Knock yourself out.
I don't really have any editorial at this point. I'll let the record speak for itself.
About two months back, he put up a cracked AD product on some file sharing service or another, and posted that fact on his Twitter account. Since one of my many Twitter searches uses the string "Audio Damage" I was immediately informed of this fact. So I sent a DMCA to the sharing service, like you do. Then I tweeted directly to him, and then a couple about him. He replied in a somewhat comical, if woefully misguided, fashion, and many of you know the rest of the story as you saw it unfold.
Anyhow, fast forward to today. I was really busy not giving a flying fuck about this dude, when this little gem shows up via SoundCloud direct message:
Once again i ain't a scandalous person because very numerous people were telling me to sue you for everything but I'm a humble dude i ain't a greedy person you feel me but I am a man of dignity and honor as well so that's why out of self pride I have to sue to save face here is my business email [email protected] email me if you want to settle out of court with that I'm gone
With Saludos Your Friend
Jason D. Yonai
a.k.a KazeLoon
Isn't he adorable? The following is the rest of the conversation. My replies are bolded.
Out of idle curiosity, exactly what do you think I've done that gives you warrant to sue me? You're the only one that's broken the law here.
Hey bro remember you made death threats to me implying dropping a safe on my head, then you said I was suing Jimmy Iovine, Slim Shady, 50 cent, Interscope, etc. which is not true because you hurt my chances of getting signed because nobody wants to get back at me from Major Contacts last I heard from my cousin you ruined my reputation on twitter bro that's why everybody is giving me the cold shoulder treatment look how much would you be wiiling to settle out of court right now what you think is fair but keep in mind I could Sue you for alot of money I'm trying to work with you bro get at me Sincerely Your Friend Jason D. Yonai a.k.a KazLoon
So you're telling me to pay you money or you're going to sue me? Do I have that correct?
Yeah bro that is correct I am giving you one chance to settle before I am forced to hire a lawyer so how much can you put in my bank as of right now we can work on installation plan payments monthly just tell me how much you can put in my bank
You crack me the fuck up, man. I await communication from your lawyer.
Alright have it your way I tried to be reasonable bro like I said I have resources I don't need your money several of my family members are multi millionaires and others have at least a million dollars bro and I'm in the process of selling part of my record company to a celebrity I cannot say I don't need your money like I said I have resources bro have it your way I tried to show you love I know the civil law bro trust me I know you aint gonna win bro due to the factual evidence honest opinion
you sure you don't want to settle because I'm going to call a lawyer A.S.A.P
Knock yourself out.
I don't really have any editorial at this point. I'll let the record speak for itself.
94 comments:
Well, it is pretty cool that the major labels check to see if you've shamed someone on Twitter before signing them.
this guy.. really? and wtf w/his music. it's as shitty as anything on the internet.. those vocals.. gah.. like recorded in tiled room inside of another tiled room then compressed and reverb added then compressed again.. and his voice sounds like shit of course.
link [soundcloud.com]
jesus. make it stop.
and i agree w/Mike.. his idiocy speaks loud and clear in his email. i know the word retard is not PC or whatever.. but the guy is a retard.
i'm not surprised.. it seems people live in these little bubble worlds they create in their minds with aid of social media. i think it's the new extension of the modern american delusion.
now he's gonna sue you for this blog. "you ruined my reputation on your blog bro"
link [soundcloud.com]
jesus. make it stop.
and i agree w/Mike.. his idiocy speaks loud and clear in his email. i know the word retard is not PC or whatever.. but the guy is a retard.
i'm not surprised.. it seems people live in these little bubble worlds they create in their minds with aid of social media. i think it's the new extension of the modern american delusion.
now he's gonna sue you for this blog. "you ruined my reputation on your blog bro"
"several of my family members are multi millionaires and others have at least a million dollars bro"
link [pbs.twimg.com]
link [pbs.twimg.com]
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