Chris Randall: Musician, Writer, User Interface Designer, Inventor, Photographer, Complainer. Not necessarily in that order.

Archives: 2006

December 5, 2006

Well, I guess it's a nice enough change from phallic...

by Chris Randall

This is apparently an electric guitar made out of a mannequin. I have nothing more to add to that statement, as it'll only get in the way of whatever your vivid imagination may provide. More pictures here.

December 4, 2006

If you're in/near Chicago...

by Chris Randall

...and you're not a complete fucking chump, please go see Atomica at the Darkroom on Thursday. This is one of the few bands in Chicago that actually pulls girls, so there's that to consider. (Much better than a sausage fest like Local H. The only way you'll get laid at a Local H concert is if you manage to take home a bartender, because it's cock as far as the eye can see.)

In any case, Atomica's website is the place to go for sound samples, links to the venue, etc., so please get out and support your music scene. Or just go get laid and stop putting up videos of yourself humping a keytar on YouTube. Either way, you'll be a better person for it.

December 2, 2006


by Chris Randall

Ever wonder what it would sound like if Mannheim Steamroller ran over Nelson Riddle while Dream Theatre was driving? Now you know. This player chose to remain wisely anonymous, because if he didn't, people would be showing up to his house to pimp-slap him.

On a slightly unrelated note, I'm trying to imagine the universe where this would be considered a reasonable contribution to our shared culture. Wherever it is, I _never_ want to visit.


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